"Life is hard from your womb to your tomb, from your cradle to your grave, from the time you check in to the time you check out. Life is a struggle." -- Ron Johnson [Contributed by Desirey Rodriguez -- Thanks for checking out the site Dez!]

"God does not believe in custody battles. He wants you all the time, not just on the weekends." -- Ryan Simpson [Thanks for checking out the site, Ryan!]

"For every job that must be done, there is an element of fun." -- Mary Poppins [Contributed by Dana Junge]

"You cannot arrive at your life's purpose by starting with a focus on yourself. You must begin with God, your Creator. You exist only because God wills that you exist. You were made BY God and FOR God-and until you understand that, life will never make sense. It is only in God that we discover our origin, our identity, our meaning, our purpose, our significance, and our destiny. Every other path leads to a dead end. God's purpose is not limited by your past. He turned a murderer named Moses into a leader and a coward named Gideon into a courageous hero, and He can do amazing things with the rest of your life too." -- Rick Warren from The Purpose Driven Life [Contributed Anonymously]

"The more I know I know, the less I know I know." -- Paul Markahn [Thanks Paul for the nice quote!]

"Sean Selby is the greatest man alive...there is none better. And for all those out there saying how HOT he is...yes, I know he is but STAY AWAY!! Sorry ladies but the man is taken...HE'S MINE!" -- Dana Junge

"Sean Selby is a Hottie!!! Eat that Jennifer Aniston!" -- Lara Croft

"Remember these three important things to maintain a good relationship with your automobile:
1) Don't lock the keys in the car.
2) NEVER leave your car running all night (especially unlocked where anyone could take it or right before you leave on a trip).
3) Make sure the car is in gear before turning the ignition."
-- Dana Junge [A cute insight, maybe I'll follow them from now on! ;) ]

"Someday there will be a time when all great things will be seen and all faults will be exposed." -- George Ferguson, Jr. [Contributed by the very same...thanks for checking the site George!]

"A Liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel." -- Robert Frost

"no one said life was fair, but no one said love wasn't, as well." -- ME

"Be very careful, then, how you live—not as unwise but as wise, making the most of every opportunity, because the days are evil. Therefore do not be foolish, but understand what the Lord’s will is. Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit." Ephesians 5:15-18

"Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves." Philippians 2:3

"It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams

"Strive for Excellence, not Perfection." -- Anonymous

"Well done is better than well said." -- Benjamin Franklin

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -- Albert Einstein

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." -- Unknown [Contributed by Cassy Froderman]

"For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. Then you will call upon Me and go and pray to Me, and I will listen to you. And you will seek Me, and find Me, when you search for Me with all your heart." -- Jeremiah 29:11-13 [Contributed by Cassy Froderman]

"I said perhaps and thats final." -- Anonymous

"Look, can we just be friends?" -- Every woman, at least once

"If I were, I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing (my wife ask), 'How do I reload this thing?'" -- House Majority Leader Dick Armey (R), quoted in The Washington Post, after he was asked what he would do if he were in Clinton's position.

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." -- Anonymous

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." -- A. Whitney Brown

"In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled." -- Anonymous

"Personally, I liked the University. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college, you don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results." -- Dan Aykroyd in Ghostbusters

"If you are going to skip a class, it is generally considered not nice to let the professor pass you on the Quad walking in the opposite direction of the classroom. It is also rude not to at least say 'Hi' if you do." -- Mike DeMaria

"Knowing that intercessory prayer is our mightiest weapon and supreme call for Christians today, I pleadingly urge our people everywhere to pray.Let there be prayer at sun-up, at noon day, at sundown, at midnight, all through the day. Let us all pray for our children, our youth, our aged, our pastors, our homes. Let us pray for our churches. Let us pray for ourselves, that we may not lose the word, 'concern' for those who have never known Jesus Christ and redeeming love, for moral forces everywhere, for our national leaders. Let prayer be our passion. Let prayer be our practice." -- General Robert E. Lee [Contributed by Shannon]

"Those who forget the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them." -- George Santayanna [Contributed by Shannon]

"To the world you may be one person, To one person, you may be the world." -- [Contributed by Barbara Johnston]

"Faith is like pregnancy... you either have it or you don't. Lose either one, you spend the rest of your life with an emptiness in your heart." -- [Contributed by P. Canada-Cecil]

"Well, it isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." -- Ronald Reagan [Contributed by Karl Born...GO GOC!]

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he [or she] has overcome while trying to succeed." -- Brooker T. Washington [Contributed by Barbara Johnston]

"Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles, and let us run with perseverence the race marked out for us." - Hebrews 12:1

"A long history of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it the superficial appearance of being right." -- Thomas Paine [Contributed by Cam Savage]

"I am living proof that it is possible to be a Christian and a Democrat." -- Laura Faver [Contributed by the one and only Christian Democrat, Laura Faver!]

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." -- Drew Rundus [Contributed by Mike Schrader]

"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." -- Plato [Contributed by Doug Sharp]

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie' until you can find a rock." -- Will Rogers [Contributed by Doug Sharp]

"When faced with hardships, the most important lesson I've learned about life can be said in three words: it goes on." -- Robert Frost [Contributed by Stacia Noffsinger]

"When you separate responsibility from authority, chaos will follow." -- Jeff Selby, M.D.

"As goverment grows freedom recedes" -- Thomas Jefferson [Contibuted by Jack Hodge]

"Liberals are nothing more than fear mongers." -- Dan Robinson

"No matter how much you want, laziness won't help a bit, but hard work will reward you with MORE than enough." -- Proverbs 13:4 [Contributed by Colleen Gordon]

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!" -- Mrs. Ruth Baize [Contributed by John Baize]

"Sean Selby is HOT!" -- Jennifer Aniston

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." -- A poster from Mr. Gibson's room.

"Life is pain, anybody who says different is selling something." -- Ferris Bueler

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." --Thomas Paine

"Since the general civilization of mankind, I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." --James Madison

"The US Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin

"Delay is preferrable to error." -- Thomas Jefferson

"Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty." -- Thomas Jefferson

"A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart inclines him to the left." -- Ecclesiastes 10:2

"To get to Heaven, turn RIGHT and keep STRAIGHT." -- Anonymous

"Don't fight the power. Be the POWER." -- Todd Plants




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